I’m no religious expert so I could be wrong. But I don’t think the bible is meant to be taken that literally. Aesop’s Fables is a work of fiction, but the stories are parables that teach valuable life lessons. You don’t need to remember the intricate details of the fable of “The Fox And The Stork" but you can easily remember the lesson it taught, when you’re a dickhead to someone else don’t be surprised if they’re a dickhead to you too.
That’s real life advice my nigga.
Niggas concentrate so much on the fine details that they end up completely missing the point of what they’re reading.
The bible is basically like, “hey, don’t be a fucking scumbag. help each other, respect your parents, don’t steal shit, stop buying apple products, don’t fuck your homeboys girl”
All of that is lost because niggas arguing whether or not Jesus said something about niggas fucking each other in the booty on page 475.